新加坡的綠茶婊

這群人 TGOP X 阿翰 │綠茶婊的極致呈現 Story of a Pretentious Girl



Saw this video circulating on Facebook, pretty funny. It talks about 綠茶婊(pretentious girls) in Taiwan. But I feel it's a little different from the 綠茶婊 in Singapore. Lol. Come come. Let me tell you the difference and similarities for Singapore 綠茶婊. HAHAHA! Though actually I'm quite lousy in recognizing them one...usually is after that kanna already then know...Sigh....

新加坡的綠茶婊

1) 她们不一定素颜
是这样的，因为新加坡女生普遍不是很会化妆，无法做到假素颜。因为天气炎热，皮肤没有台湾女生好，所以很少女生真的会素颜。（好羡慕台湾女生的皮肤呢！)

2) 装傻，扮清纯。。其实心机比谁都重
这倒是真的。瞪大眼睛，扮清纯。。她们通常会扮不怎么会喝酒，不然就喝一点点就醉。然后就。。你懂的。。哈哈。而且不会猜拳，不会玩牌，什么游戏都不会。明明已经教过了，但就是装迟钝，还是每次说不会。

其实装笨这回事不是很受新加坡男生欢迎。普遍新加坡男生喜欢聪明女生。我带过一个綠茶婊女生来和我朋友聚会。过了几次，我的男生朋友说，“她不会猜拳，不会玩游戏，又不能喝。她输了，你还得帮她喝。你明明是能喝的，但一帮了她，就很容易醉。别带她来了啦！” 又有另一个男生朋友说，“她是有多笨啊，这个（游戏）不会，那个不会，是装的吗？”

Hmmm.....不过，倒有一个狮子座男生还蛮吃这一套的啦。哈哈哈！她会一直撒娇(sai nai) ，叫他挡酒。狮子座男生就很爽啊！哈哈哈！

3) 感情状态永远是 “Complicated"(不明确）
比如说，问她有男朋友吗？新加坡的綠茶通常会说 "it's complicated". 因为她们喜欢搞暧昧，或是在骑驴找马（has boyfriend but looking for flings or better boyfriend material)。有一个綠茶婊其实是有男友的，但骗我说单身。我还介绍她我很多男生朋友。结果发现，她房东根本就是她的同居男友。（她知道我道德观念重，如果知道她有男朋友，我是不会积极介绍男生给她。）又或者，她们很喜欢埋怨男朋友或老公对她们不好，自己很不开心。其实，她们感情方面都好好的。只是想同时误导周围男生，and lead them on。

4) 超级主动，但在你面前就装不在乎
她们都会想尽一切办法进你的朋友圈，和尽量讨好你的朋友。比如说，这个女生在我面前说她想要单身，不想谈恋爱。但我却惊讶的发现她偷偷向我所有男生朋友要电话和提出邀约。比如看电影 etc。 我本来不知道。是我的男生朋友(L) 告诉我的，他说，”她连M 都约 lor！" 简直笑死我了!! 綠茶婊都是撒网型的，明明暗地里会主动联络每一个男生，但在人群里会扮很纯情，没跟谁特别熟。最毒的大概就是，比如说，明明对A一直放电，主动示好（A 就上钩了)，但又对B说A一直纠缠她，让她很烦恼。男生嘛，会觉得想得到别人得不到的(Ego. Heehee)。她们从不会承认对谁有好感，但会突然跟某个男生朋友很好。

5）人前人后2个样，表里不一, 其实只是利用你。
她们很喜欢到处跟人说你们是闺蜜（其实你们还好。。。）其实她们并没有真的关心你。很喜欢在人前故意做出特别关心你的事。但慢慢地，就会对你的朋友黑你。。说你坏话。就像慢性毒药。。她会慢慢的 “poison” 你的朋友，让你的朋友都觉得你欺负她，而她很可怜。

6) 突然来亲近你
她们通常是。。平时没跟你联络。但可能刚分手或离婚，就突然来联系你。又或者，她在外头碰到你和你的朋友门（尤其又当你有帅哥朋友），她们就突然来跟你友好。




简直太恐怖了。希望你不会遇到綠茶婊吧！！

Sigh....really wish I have a guardian angel around me to warn me of such bitches.





The psychological test, I got -20%. =(
So accurate.

She don't understand

Seconds ago, I was logged in to my usual blog and wanted to blog an entry. But I stood staring at it, typing and deleting as I just couldn't trust typing an entry that wouldn't be offensive to any friends who may read it.

End up it's just impossible. And duhz...it's sure a chore to blog an entry with SO MUCH CARE for fear of causing any ill feelings or hurting anyone. I mean, typing wise, I still can re-read umpteen times and edit before posting. So I always try to be careful. However sometimes, in real life, my words are out before I can stop it.

SO

I always don't understand why there are so many people dropping offensive and negative comments all over other peoples' posts or in whatsapp

Didn't their parents taught, "If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything."

Anyway, I probably shouldn't care less about these people; just can't help feeling curious about their upbringing.

Let's talk about friends around us.

Do you have those irritating kind of friends around in your mutual circle whom you super buay tahan but yet have been silently enduring their presence and the things they say.

While I may be super direct and cutting to the point here, I'm actually very soft towards my friends. It became a habit. And sometimes I really wonder is it worth it to be "that nice" to them when they ain't that nice at all.

My hub had always told me just avoid some of them but I told him it's difficult because most are mutual friends where we meet in groups. It's quite hard to avoid unless you avoid the whole group together. And actually, most are nice except 1 or 2.

I was super attitude and carefree when I was younger; in my teens. I think I was happier then despite earning much lesser. If I didn't like what a friend was saying, I will immediately refute back(I don't shout though). But now I merely just smiled and don't reply. Or else I will just settle very amicably with a neutral comment.

But, why some people just don't get it.
Just don't get it.

Perhaps because everyone around them is as nice as me, just giving them their way instead of pointing what they said aren't true everytime. Or what they said aren't appropriate at all.

I guess my temper has improved tremendously over the years. Haha.

Sigh.....but I really wonder when I will burst. I really almost did a few days ago.


My dog is sick. She actually needs a surgery. You can imagine I was pretty worried about it. So in our group chat, I was discussing with another friend about it since she had a dog...sigh... And she was sharing her insights as well as how/why her dog died 1-day post-op. As much as we didn't get overly emo in the chat....trying to sound sensible and logical discussing the merits of letting our precious going through an operation, it's obvious that HELLO we're kinda emotional on this topic as her dog had died and my dog can DIE on the surgery table because she's not young anymore.

Throughout the lengthy chat, this mutual girlfriend of mine(let's call her B) actually didn't comment at all. Which I'm glad. Because nothing good ever come out from her mouth; either she's being sarcastic or snide, or she's belittling you for being dumb because she always assumes you can't comprehend her "higher teachings". She didn't know how many times I've internally rolled my eyes at her sharing of "knowledge".

And really, she finally commented something after all the group convo.


"It's all part of aging".



Mother-f--------

*Take a deep breath*


As usual, that irritating, snide attitude for every topic, and I can almost imagine her face and expression while saying it. "You know, it's common," that kind of of tone and attitude.

If I didn't care about this friendship, I would have said right to her face, "Yes b*tch, I know it's all part of aging and please say something I don't know because it really doesn't help much here when I'm worrying that my dog dies!"

I probably shouldn't expect that much from a un-emotional person who prefer to let her dad decompose without an intact face and deprive him to have a last look at all his loved ones who had came to visit him at his funeral BECAUSE she wanted to save a mere S$1000 jab.

And what, she's spending so much money doing eyelid surgery, threadlifts, botox, fillers and monthly beauty treatments that costs over S$1000 every month on herself. But of course, she is so desperate to have someone take her because while all of us are married, she is the only one single and nearing 40s.
I'm so sorry, I have nothing against singles at all but really simply bth her.

I'm really so tired. So tired of listening to her sharing how "successful" she is, how much her boss likes her, how much her colleagues dislike her because they are jealous of her, how many suitors etc.
Can't forget how she snidely remarked her loggerhead is very stupid for crossing her paths because she is her boss's pet. Zzz "So what if I'm late, my boss likes me what".

Will she ever understand people dislike her is NOT because they are jealous and her, and seriously, what's there to be jealous of her? Only we close friends will know, her private properly is her mum who paid the down payment and monthly installment shared equally with her sis(but she has the master room). But she told everyone she owned the private property solely. As for the car she's driving, where she said it's drawing green eyes from her colleagues, everytime I feel like telling her "Why not just admit to them it's just a 2nd hand car which left only 1 year? They will never be "jealous" of you and black-mouth you then." But of course, I know she won't.

This egoistic lady, insists on driving a conti car even when she can't afford so every year she buys those which left 1 year or 6months. Yup, so she changed car every year. Damn free loh, keep do the car insurance and all those buy/sell thingy. Seriously, have you ever seen a lady who loves bragging so much with false pretenses? I think next year she will change to a Porsche liao, albeit one which left 1 year maybe.

When will she ever understand, with such an ugly heart and a shrewd mouth, no matter how pretty, no man will ever want her. But no, I still don't feel she's pretty. I may be biased though. =)